My trip to Wal-Mart!!!!!

OH MY WORD!!! I went to Wal-Mart tonight and I am pretty sure that I looked like this women!!! People probably thought I should not be allowed to have kids. I had on my biggest loser sweats, my oldest sweatshirt that has bleached out handprints on it from chlorine. My glasses, and i haven't even brushed my hair yet and it was 7:30 in the evening. I took Brooke and Taylor. To start it off, Brookes leg got caught in the rung of the cart as I was trying to put her into it, and she started screaming. The Taylor wants to push the cart and crashes it into a box of pens and they spill everywhere. Well, then Brooke wants out of the cart and starts running around like a LOON!! I had no control over her. She then falls and goes skidding across the floor and crashes into the milk coolers. Stands up and says it's Taylor's fault!! And shows us her underware. Then tries to walk and loses her flip-flop. After that she starts skipping and acting like she is riding a horse and being so loud. I totally had no control. We leave wal-mart and I drive to Blockbuster video, where I tried to make a sharp turn and go up on the curve and then slam back down onto the pavement. I am so flustered and Taylor is laughing so hard, that I get out of the car and do not I repeat do not put it into park. I jump back in and put into park and Taylor is hysterical. My 10 year old daughter ask me if I am losing my mind. I said I think I am !!!